Ashes preparation goes catwalk
The Australians are in keen preparation for the Ashes. Not only have they injured their second-string leg spinner (Stuart MacGill, whom, incidentally, I played against when he did a stint at Tiverton Heathcoat a few years back) who is out with an undisclosed injury, but they’ve also been redesigning their kit.
No longer will they be the colour of fear (yellow) but instead the colour of… feeling a bit queasy (green). Whether or not Steve Harmison really still has that effect on batsmen is debatable.
All this is really a bit ridiculous and simply confirms that the Australian team consists of a bunch of spikey-haired fashion conscious prima donna’s*. Let’s please get back to the Cricket.
Canary Yellow!? That’s Australian Gold my friend and don’t you f*cking forget it! Canary Yellow indeed.
- Billy Birmingham (aka the The Twelfth Man) as Bill Laurie
* Yes, I know we have KP, who is as big a ponce as the entire Australian side put together.
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